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https://osucfaes.instructure.com/eportfolios/28585/_/Playing_The_Game | |||
https://osucfaes.instructure.com/eportfolios/28585/_/Welcome_From_an_Aspiring_Pick_Up_Artist | |||
https://teton.instructure.com/eportfolios/20185/_/Unlocking_A_Womans_Inner_Slut | |||
https://peirce.instructure.com/eportfolios/14657/_/Get_The_Facebook_Info | |||
https://peirce.instructure.com/eportfolios/14657/_/What_Black_Guys_Dont_Get | |||
https://saac.instructure.com/eportfolios/1429/Home/Something_Women_Can_Relate_To | |||
https://gwaea.instructure.com/eportfolios/1966/Home/How_Nightclubs_Fooled_Women | |||
https://kipp.instructure.com/eportfolios/603/Home/When_Women_Give_You_Eye_Contact | |||
https://uvanahuac.instructure.com/eportfolios/128/Pgina_de_Inicio/Flexing_Your_Financial_Muscle | |||
https://edsi.instructure.com/eportfolios/6328/Home/Why_Women_Are_Attracted_To_Men | |||
https://nmetc.instructure.com/eportfolios/22677/Home/The_Jackass_Never_Dies_Story | |||
I was doing my rounds earlier today at the mall. My openers dealt with “The Perfect Gift”: | |||
- “What do you want for Christmas” | |||
- “What is “the perfect gift”?” | |||
- “What the hell am I going to buy!?” | |||
- “Who has a fucking Wii around here?” | |||
- “What gift wouldn’t you want to receive for Christmas?” | |||
The last question is what I’ll focus on in this post. | |||
I asked around 20 girls (I forgot to bring my notebook, so I don’t have EXACT numbers) what gift they don’t want to receive this holiday season. | |||
Gifts girls don’t want to receive are ill-fitting clothes, ugly shoes (no-name brand, wal-mart brand, old style), cash, crummy gift-cards (in terms of amount/where it can be used), and erotic toys. | |||
While walking by a McDonald’s I noticed that they offer gift cards. They are red with a yellow smile. I found a new opener! | |||
“I’m looking to get a Christmas gift for my girlfriend. What do you guys think about a McDonald’s gift card?” | |||
I asked over 10 girls. There were unanimous objections to such a gift. | |||
If there is a girl you wish to part ways with this holiday season then look no further. Place a McDonald’s gift card in a beautiful envelope and tell the girl not to open it till Christmas. | |||
Make it even “better” by including a price on a blank McDonald’s gift card. Make it a realistic amount (i.e. $30). | |||
I’m off to spread some holiday cheer! | |||
Revision as of 09:23, 28 May 2021
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I was doing my rounds earlier today at the mall. My openers dealt with “The Perfect Gift”:
- “What do you want for Christmas” - “What is “the perfect gift”?” - “What the hell am I going to buy!?” - “Who has a fucking Wii around here?” - “What gift wouldn’t you want to receive for Christmas?”
The last question is what I’ll focus on in this post.
I asked around 20 girls (I forgot to bring my notebook, so I don’t have EXACT numbers) what gift they don’t want to receive this holiday season.
Gifts girls don’t want to receive are ill-fitting clothes, ugly shoes (no-name brand, wal-mart brand, old style), cash, crummy gift-cards (in terms of amount/where it can be used), and erotic toys.
While walking by a McDonald’s I noticed that they offer gift cards. They are red with a yellow smile. I found a new opener!
“I’m looking to get a Christmas gift for my girlfriend. What do you guys think about a McDonald’s gift card?”
I asked over 10 girls. There were unanimous objections to such a gift.
If there is a girl you wish to part ways with this holiday season then look no further. Place a McDonald’s gift card in a beautiful envelope and tell the girl not to open it till Christmas.
Make it even “better” by including a price on a blank McDonald’s gift card. Make it a realistic amount (i.e. $30).
I’m off to spread some holiday cheer!